The Band

Control Your Lemur

Bob here again.

I have a band called Control Your Lemur. (Yes, it is still my band, even though I am dead now.) Our huge hit song was "Control Your Lemur". It goes like this:

Control your lemur! (power chords: neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Control it now! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Control your lemur! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
I'll show you how! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Put it in a headlock! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Throw it to the floor! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Control your lemur! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)
Like I told you before! (neh-neh-neh-neh-neh)

We have a lot of other songs, too.

That song was written in honor of my human sister, who has some strange looking creatures in her possession. One night, she was playing with one of the lemurs, very wildly, and I told her to control her lemur. Inspiration struck, and that was the beginning of the band.

All of us, including The Others, play in Control Your Lemur. Here is the list of band members, and what they play or do:

Bob	Guitar, bass, keyboards, reeds, and brass (simultaneously)
Joe	Drums
Cosmo	Bass
Snarfy and Lily	Tambourine
Pee Wee	Bass
Pie Wie	Bass
Farty	Sound Effects
Moonshine and Starshine	Triangle and Backing Vocals
Flat Fur Kitty	Carpet Under Drums
Trouble	Roadie
Stinky	Drums
Flingy	Lights
Speaker	Sound
Deathwish	Piano Transport

There may be some other Others in the band as well, but we can't keep track of them all.